I'm up, find out why!!! News @ 11

So some hispanic dude just smashed through my neighbors fence, which this fence has been dismantled by drunks around 5 times now, at least the ones I can remember. So my poll question is, you're loaded & you f*ck up someones; fence, yard, house, tree, etc.... What would you do?? Of course I am just assuming this guy was loaded I don't actual know, but the guy appeared drunk. Like they always say guilty until proven innocent wait what

Are you really gonna sit around shitfaced and wait to get hauled to jail or get your ass beat by the home owner? No.

Maybe I'd leave a nice sloppy note saying how sorry I was and leave my contact info or something...
If I didn't wake everyone, I wouldn't wake them in the late hours of the night to tell them I totally f'd up there crib.

I would come back after I sobered up and deal with it then....Man up and take the punishment friend. I'll pay the price if I was stupid enought to drink and drive. At least I only killed a fence and not somebody...But why the hell were my friends letting me drive??

I carry tools

Stephen wrote:

I carry tools

That may be a good idea for a Black and Decker cordless tool commercial!

The only response I have ever had from Steve and it is about a DUI question, not surprising I guess,

Jeff wrote:

The only response I have ever had from Steve and it is about a DUI question, not surprising I guess,

That's my father Jeff. "Paulus" us Steve. "Stephen" is my dad.

I retract my pervious statement and just end with; why would Steve Paulus be on here he is too busy being a twitter. BTW Twitter isn't an online communication tool it is now a way to calling someone a fag.

I'd come back the next day and throw a brick through the window, with some $banjamins$ tied to it to fix the fence and ease the guilt.

$banjamins$