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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:22 pm

Now THAT'S fucked up! I expect a long post from Becca scalding you or I'll sue this whole forum for discrimination.

-Neil
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:24 pm

If this is ok, I'm saying Nigger all the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:32 pm

oh Dan....your funny!

Freckin awesome!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:29 pm

I really hope these people never come across these pictures. How DEVASTATING it would be!
Don't worry Neil, I live with Dan therefore I just tell him to his face he's awful and mean instead of writing a huge letter.
But for the sake of you not going through with suing the forum,
DAN YOU'RE A DICK!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:28 pm

Strange, in most of the pictures I can't tell if they are dudes or chicks. And like anything will ever change Neil from being the way he is.....right, oh now that Dan posted these pictures I am now going to continue using off color remarks??? Yeah ok Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:23 pm

To whom it may concern...
When it comes to making fun of people or being any part of it you just go a head, sit comfortably in your chair and stab away. Indulge yourself as you become part of the hell these people may face everyday. Possibly not wanting to live because of the torture they've been made to envelope. I was made fun of all through Jr. high and high school. Just in case you weren't, it's enough pain to immobilize you.
Prejudice? Consider yourself lucky, you're just like 90% of the world. You're safe. Once again you can hang with popular crowd and never feel uncomfortable because for some reason, you're not different. Contribute to the reason this country is not changing like it should. Hate, 'everyone else is doing it'. Wow, sound familiar?
So here's my quote for this week. The truth in this quote is remarkable.
“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” -Gandhi
But then again you may not wish for anything to change, so who am I kidding.

I have an idea... think for yourself. My next goal in life...get Dan to jump off of a cliff. Just curious who will follow. Neil... you up for a free fall?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:27 pm

Jeff, if, because of text's seemingly unavoidable ability to cover humorous comments with a sense of seriousness, I'll assume you were kidding. If not, I'll gladly beat your ass... at Nintendo.

Becca, you say some pretty pretentious stuff. “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” -Gandhi.

I seem to of missed the moment you've started the rebirth of your existence as someone who dedicates their life to helping those less fortunate. I mean, sure, I might jokingly talk some shit ever so often, but I also reach into my pocket and hand the bum on the corner a couple bucks every chance I can.

I hope you don’t just acknowledge what Gandhi said as being something that’s very true, but something that also comes in many forms.

Conflicting Proverbs

Actions speak louder than words.  The pen is mightier than the sword.
Knowledge is power.  Ignorance is bliss.
Look before you leap.  He who hesitates is lost.
A silent man is a wise one.  A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.  Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Clothes make the man.  Don't judge a book by its cover.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.  Better safe than sorry.
Money talks.  Talk is cheap.
The only thing constant is change.  The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Two heads are better than one.  If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Many hands make light work.  Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Great minds think alike.  Fools seldom differ.
Birds of a feather flock together.  Opposites attract.
The bigger, the better.  The best things come in small packages.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.  Out of sight, out of mind.
What will be, will be.  Life is what you make it.
Cross your bridges when you come to them.  Forewarned is forearmed.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.  One man's meat is another man's poison.
With age comes wisdom.  Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.
The more, the merrier.  Two's company; three's a crowd.


It’s only a matter of time before what Gandhi said is counter acted with someone else’s very true opinion, as I’ve proven here with this overly huge chart of conflicting proverbs.

Truth be told, don’t judge anyone or through giving advice, do so. Because even giving advice or your opinion puts you in breach of that very moral belief; Don’t judge.

Fuck, write that down! I’m smart as a mother fucker.

-Neil
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:04 am

Oh actually I didn't say that. “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” Gandhi did. He's pretty pretentious, that Gandhi.
If I was judging in what I have written then so be it. I don't mind being one in the attempt to stand up for people who in no way, for no reason should be made fun of. It's terrible and it breaks my heart. But you're very right,
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giving advice or your opinion puts you in breach of that very moral belief.
No longer will I write my opinion in regards to this. I cannot control anyone else or their actions. I will continue to do what I believe is right and leave it at that.

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I seem to of missed the moment you've started the rebirth of your existence as someone who dedicates their life to helping those less
Yes, Neil, as a matter of fact you have missed it. Not that I am Mother Teresa but you don't even know me.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:51 am

Becca wrote:
Oh actually I didn't say that. “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” Gandhi did. He's pretty pretentious, that Gandhi.

I didn't say you said it, I said you referenced it.

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I seem to of missed the moment you've started the rebirth of your existence as someone who dedicates their life to helping those less
Yes, Neil, as a matter of fact you have missed it. Not that I am Mother Teresa but you don't even know me. - Becca

Care to share? I think it would help the conversation if we talked about not what we could do, but what we're doing to change the world.

For starters, I gave a homeless man $3.50 or so the other day. I do it as often as I can, I just feel guilty handing him two fist fulls of sticky pennies so I try to keep small bills on me.

Who else has something they'd like to share? Seriously, out with it. We should make it a new thing on the forum. I think it would be a great idea! rabbit
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Please correct me if I'm misunderstanding you. My intention is not to turn 'good deeds' into a contest. Letting my emotion get the best of me was wrong I suppose. But what I am not guilty of is the fact I was trying to prove a point. My opinion is not wrong, the way I voiced it was. So let me start over. It hurts me to see people making fun of others. I believe instead of making fun or being prejudice we should make an effort to change things in our community and our world. I have the right to own that belief.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:03 pm

I was just gonna post a reply that supported Becca, her beliefs, her actions and her heart. That would be stupid. Because it would somehow get thrown in my face on what a piece of shit I am for supporting my wife and exposing who she really is, not what people believe she is.

There's no point in discussing this any further...Period. It will be a never-ending rant.

Becca is a holier-than-thou hypocrite and Neil is a nigger hating, bum-funding hero.

You guys should really get along, respect each other (the respectable parts) and your beliefs. My opinion...We're all family here. You can help the homeless or save a child but, once you turn your back on your family, you're nothing.

Fuck all of you and good night.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:33 pm

I found this opinion exchange entertaining, Dan. It wasn't meant to be hurtful to Becca or Neil...It was really interesting to see what the other was going to rebut. Becca's words were very intelligent and thought provoking. Neil's words were also very intelligent and thought provoking. Nobody has to agree or disagree with either of them, but you must admit it's the spiciest the forum has been in a great while.

Carry on, my little debaters! I can hardly wait for the next topic!

Proud to be your,

Moonmers I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:45 pm

Oh, my bad. Rolling Eyes I thought it was the usual hate letters between the two.

Becca, Neil...Please forgive me if this was just used to "provoke thought" and "entertain" rather than make stabs at each other or prove one another wrong.

Why don't we discuss things that we can agree on...Like how old people are assholes and can't drive or maybe why no one can do more that 32 in a 45 zone?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:38 pm

I never intended on hurting anyone's feelings. I think it's best if opinions are kept to one's self. Everyone here seems to have the brain power of a piss ant compared to my massive intellect so it's best to assume your opinion is pretty much wrong unless I say otherwise.

Agreed?

Good... Fucking dumbass, piss ant, motherfuckers!

-Neil

PS. If you think I'm serious I'll fucking stab you in the neck and watch you die because you're a fucking shit for brain having ass, bitch ass, punk motherfuckin' bitch!

Much love to everyone! Even the one's I fucking despise.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME!   Funny motivational posters...Hand picked by ME! Icon_minitime1Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:53 pm

You lose...

P.S. Dum-dum dum dum...dum-dum dum dum!
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