What would you do with your cut of a $215,000,000 lottery?

Well?

I'd put it in the bank and live off the interest and probably be forced to use said interest to bail out my family members after they pissed through their money on computers, expensive trips, low-cut breast-revealing shirts and motorcycles.

If you win the lottery, please don't piss through it like an asshole.

-Neil



Double Fuck You!

Seriously though, I'd probably buy a brand new cheap ass 2008, 3,000SqFt house and buy a castle in Romania. One with a helipad. You know, for when uncle Dan swings by.

A Buick Grand National X goes without saying. Love that car.

Oh, there'd have to be enough land around my castle for a go-cart track, somewhere near the 7,000 sqft guesthouse.

Oh, and a Jetpack track. Fuck dude, Jetpacks? Could you imagine that shit? Fuck... Jetpacks. Can't wait!



-Neil


A wave pool. I almost forgot. I'd have to have a wave pool.

Okay...Here's my plan.

Buy a spread in Eastern Oregon. I'd kill for 500 acres. Throw a modest crib on it. Something around 4000 sq/ft or so. I'd HAVE to have a phat-ass shop. A place to crank some tunes, drink and smoke while I work on bikes and cars and shit.

500 acres would be plenty of land for a badass singletrack trail in and around the property!

Toys:
Dirt-oriented dual sport (KTM 530, etc)
Street-oriented dual sport (Tiger 1050, V-Strom, GS)
Supermoto (DRZ?)
Gooch Rocket (Kawi ZX-10, Yami R-1, etc)
A set of pit-bikes so we could all race them on my epic mini track!

Big-Ass crew cab truck (3500 Ram, F-350, Chev 3500, etc)
Pimp-ass sedan (BMW M-5)
Sports coupe (Porche, Ferarri, etc)

Gulfstream G-V
Boeing 757-200 biz jet
A fleet of ultralights we can all race around the property in!
Of course, I'd have my own airport with a 8,000-10,000ft runway with a CATIII ILS

Skiboat with matching SkiDoos (8-10 of em...Again, for racing!)

Snowmobiles too!

I'm gonna have to go with Neil and do the wave pool activity center!


Wait...You said $215 mil? Shit...I ran out of money in the 3rd paragraph!

Okay...fuck the planes and boats and airport. I should have some bread left over to invest. I may have to work part time but, that's cool if I have a shitload of stuff that's paid for!

I was saying this in regards to the fact that 10 people split $215,000,000 in the lotto. "What would you do with your cut of a $215,000,000 lottery?" is the name of the thread, so you pissed through your money far sooner then your first sentence.

Read the fine print, you fuck.

-Neil

What's the math on that? If we took it now, you'd split it in half.

So $107,500,000 - taxes is like 1/3 of the winnings. It's like $71,000,000 split 10 ways. $7,000,000 each. Now, start dreaming!

I think my idea would work. You can buy cheap ass places in Romania. So I think I'm safe. Dan, back to the drawing board.

$500,000 for a solid crib
$100,000 for 2 solid cars for Bec and I
$150,000 for as many motorcycles and supplies we can buy for the fam.
$50,000 for a BA toy hauling/camping device.

$800,000 spent. Of course these expenses are inflated. This leaves me with $6,200,000. If I can get 2% interest per year, and I get that amount split into 52 weekly payments...My weekly paycheck would be: $2,384 per week. That's plenty of money to piss away every week! Even after utilities, gasoline, golf, vacations, I'd be gettin' paid.

Even if I doubled the price of my house, I'd be getting $2192/week.

I'll buy more toys when I budget to do so.

It looks like it's just you and I Neil!

It's a little funny that Neil mentioned how he'd have to "bail out my family members after they pissed through their money on computers, expensive trips, low-cut breast-revealing shirts and motorcycles" and then Dan replied so very extravagantly. Neil, you'd have to use your lotto winnings to bail Dan out from blowing all his lotto winnings.

I probably wouldn't have as much fun with my portion of the winnings.
*Pay off Jeremy's student loans.
*Buy my dad a house.
*Take a family trip somewhere fun.
*Set aside $100,000 or so for Sammie's schooling, etc.
*Buy a newer car ~$40,000
*Finish our bonus room and back yard
*and probably other fun things, like fly everyone to Vegas or something

How did I "Blow my winnings" by spending $800,000 out of 7 MILLION DOLLARS?! $500,000 of that was for a home.

Signed,
Insulted

Wait...Maybe you blew by my refined plan (without the jets)?

I was referring to the first response with all the bikes and vehicles.

I would be happy to accept that amount of money! ANYDAY!!!! So here is what I would do with it....
In order as well

-Buy me a new truck $50,000....Might be a little over estimating but this way I can get exactly what I want
-Pay off my parents house...$295,000....they deserve it...plus In the end I end up with it anywise so why not
-Buy Jason his WRX.....$40,000....I'm sure he will want all kinds of toys in it
-Buy a family vehicle....not sure what yet
-Buy us a house somehwere....we haven't decided where we want to live when we get to choose again
$250-500K.....plus about 10 years of taxes on top of that depending where we live
-The wing nuts college...$225,000....if more is needed the wing nut can work
-Buy Jason out of the military...sounds funny but it would have to be done...we would be able to support ourselves so they want you to pay
-Travel.....I say I would need about $2 M for this....I wanna go to alot of places!
-Set up the money in the bank so it can earn the crappy intrest we are dealing with now
-Imagine the trip I am going to make to Costco!!!
-Buy my brother something pretty...maybe ill fund his wedding when he decides to get married...throwing a big bash...I'll be able to hire a real BAND
-Stock some money away to bail out the costello family...cause who ever is the last one to go to jail is going to be broke from bailing the other ones out

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Sounds like a winner Jenn!

Jenn, I'm assuming you guys would move a little closer to Oregon, right? Come on, we wanna see you guys and your little wing nut!