I need your help!

I've been working on modifying Kanye West's "Heartless" lyrics into a song about a sandwich. I need your help converting the rest of the lyrics! First will be MY lyrics, followed by the original.l

In the night I hear them talk,
The dankest sandwich ever sold,
Somewhere far along this road
He stuffed his hole,
With a sandwich so dank-ass
How could it be so dank-ass? Oh!
How could it be so dank-ass?

How could you be so
Cold as the cheddar cheese when it freeze yo
Just remember that you talking about mayo
You need to watch the way you talking about mayo
I mean after all the things that we been through
I mean after all the things I put on you
And yo I know of some things you things that you aint told me
Ayo I did some things but that's the old me
And now you wanna pay me back
You gon' show me
So you walk round like you don't know me
You got some new bread
Well I got whole wheat
But at the end it's still so lonely

In the night I hear them talk,
The dankest sandwich ever sold,
Somewhere far along this road
He stuffed his hole,
with a sandwich so dank-ass
How could it be so dank-ass? Oh!
How could it be so dank-ass?

How could you be so Dr. Evil
You're bringing out a side of
Me that I don't know,
I decided I wasn't gonna eat, so why am I up 3 a.m. on the bowl,
Why does it be so mad at me for, homey I don't know if it's hot or cold,
I won't stop and mess my groove up cause I already know how this thing goes,

You run and tell you're friends that you're eatin' me,
They say that they don't see what you see on me,
You wait a couple months then you gon' see,
You'll never find a sandwich better than me

In the night I hear them talk,
The dankest sandwich ever sold,
Somewhere far along this road
He stuffed his hole,
to a sandwich so dank-ass
How could it be so dank-ass? Oh!
How could it be so dank-ass?

Talkin', talkin', talkin', talk
Man this thing's got lotsa sauce!
They don't know what we been through
They don't know what I put on you
So the sandwich just said this to me,
"And you just gon' keep eatin' me
And I'll end up in your tum-my?"
I know you can't believe
I could just leave it wrong
And you can't make it right
I'm gon' take off tonight
Into the night...

In the night I hear them talk,
The dankest sandwich ever sold,
Somewhere far along this road
He stuffed his hole,
How could it be so dank-ass? Oh!
How could it be so dank-ass?

In the night I hear them talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul,
To a woman so Heartless
How could you be so heartless?

How could you be so
Cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo
Just remember that you talking to me yo
You need to watch the way you talking to me yo
I mean after all the things that we been through
I mean after all the things we got into
And yo I know of some things you things that you aint told me
Ayo I did some things but that's the old me
And now you wanna pay me back
You gon' show me
So you walk round like you don't know me
You got them new friend
Well I got homeys
But at the end it's still so lonely

In the night I hear them talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul,
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?oh..
How could you be so heartless?

How could you be so Dr. Evil
You're bringing out a side of
Me that I don't know,
I decided we wasn't gonna speak so why are up 3 a.m. on the phone,
Why does she be so mad at me for, homey I don't know she hot and cold,
[ Heartless lyrics from http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/ ]
I won't stop and mess my groove up cause I already know how this thing goes,
You run and tell you're friends that you're leavin' me,
They say that they don't see what you see in me,
You wait a couple months then you gone' see,
You'll never find nobody better than me

In the night I hear them talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul,
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless? oh..
How could you be so heartless?

Talkin', talkin', talkin', talk
Baby lets just knock it off
They don't know what we been through
They don't know 'bout me and you
So I got something new to see
And you just gon' keep hatin' me
And we just gon' be enemies
I know you can't believe
I could just leave it wrong
And you can't make it right
I'm gon' take off tonight
Into the night...

In the night, I hear 'em talk,
The coldest story ever told.
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul.
To a woman so heartless...
How could you be so heartless? oh... How could you be so heartless.

Here's my contribution.

How could you be so Dr. Evil
You're bringing out a side of
Me that I don't know,
I decided we wasn't gonna speak so why are up 3 a.m. on the phone,
Why does she be so mad at me for, homey I don't know she hot and cold,
I won't stop and mess my groove up cause I already know how this thing goes,

You run and tell you're friends that you're leavin' me,
They say that they don't see what you see in me,
You wait a couple months then you gone' see,
You'll never find nobody better than me


How could you eat those roasted eagles?l
You're bringing out a side of
beef that I don't know,
I decided I wasn't gonna eat those, it's why am I up 3 a.m. on the bowl,
Why is this beef so bad for me yo, homey I don't know if that's rot or mold,
There's no guac and it mess my tooth up causin' palm-sweaty grip, aw this thing's gross!

You run and tell you're friends that you'll get one free,
They say that there ain't such thing as a lunch fo' free,
You wait a couple months then you gon' see,
You'll never find my sandwich smothered in cheese.

You're so funny, Ryan!

God I'm an idiot.

-Neil

PS. Ryan's post was me on his computer. Didn't log in as me. Dumb.

Good shit. Keep it comin'!

In the night I hear them talk,
The dankest sandwich ever sold,
Somewhere far along this road
He stuffed his hole,
to a sandwich so dank-ass
How could it be so dank-ass? Oh!
How could it be so dank-ass?

Take a bite try not to cough,
the rankest sandwich ever sold,
Some hair all up on my roll,
He stuffed his hole,
with a sandwich so dank-ass.
I need dessert cart access! Oh!
Dessert cart access.

You guys are a riot! When you're done with this song, try another one, K?