I'm NOT getting a Pit Bull!!!

After a long conversation with our uncle, Mark, I've been talked out of buying one. He told me in California the other day a 60 year old man got killed by his pit bull after loving him for 5 years or some shit. I'm not going out like that.

-Neil

PS. Call me a coward

Wow! You actually made a good decision! I'm sooooo proud!

Hmmm don't listen to your beloved sister telling you stories of babies getting their head bitten off...
O well, get a lab. #1 dog in America, for a reason!
Or a hamster. It will die before you start hating it!

KK, you are hilarious. It's so true, though. Our gerbils never made it out of the van. Now, that's low maintenance!

When I said I wasn't getting a pit bull I didn't mean I wasn't getting a dog. I figure I can go find a wolf in the woods some where.

I know, I know, it's a wild animal, I know. And I know it has a good chance of attacking a family member, but still, I think in time you'll see that the juice was worth the squeeze.

-Neil

Get a bitch dog. Something tiny. No shedding, small poo and easy to take places. You can still play with it, play catch, shovel it's shit, sop-up it's piss, chase the cocksucker down the street, find someone to watch it when your gone, pay for vaccinations, etc.

Discuss.

Since I've been told by pretty much ever loser on this forum not to get a pit bull, I've been wondering...

What kind of dog should I get?

If you wouldn't mind, post your thoughts on the subject along with a breed and possible picture. If we all work together I think we can find a dog that my family will love and in 3 weeks wish was dead.

Discuss.

Glad to hear you didn't get the pit bull. It was kinda ugly anyway. Why don't you just take Cali? That would make Dan happy and you'd have a free dog. We know she's a wuss but she'd snuggle Owen like crazy - he'd love it.

Sorry Neil. I didn't read this yet when I replied to the last subject.