17.5 million son

So I got an email today from a lawyer in Malaysia that apparently I had a relative with the same last name as me pass away and left 17.5 million. I'm rich biatch. You get a cruise and you get a cruise, hell the whole audiance gets a cruise. I'm half tempted to call the number from a pay phone and jerk with the guy. He'll probably be like "you want money you send check." If I was was 40 years older and this happened ten years ago I might just fall for it.

I always get those emails awesome!!!!

And you don't get the slightest inkling to respond to them. It's hilarious when people actual do thinking they're getting money. I mean sad, but hilarious. Like a clown.

If it was a little more likely, or the money being stated wasn't so astrnomical then maybe some asshole would believe it, but 17mil cmon you win less on a progressive slot in Vegas.

No shit. Now they need to start saying "a reletive left you five grand." Kind of hard to believe someone left you a gillion bajillion dollars and an island. Maybe they need to be super specific like, "someone left you $1580 and some antique silver." That sound more credilbe right?